Da Trolls Take Over Freeport
My new home.

Letzdoit finds us a wolf.
Wolf can talk, but me dumb so me not ask how wolf can talk.
Letzdoit bonks me on head, says stand next to wolf.
Thunder. Twinkly lights. Next ting we not in swamp no more.
Wolf say run. I run. Letzdoit bonks me again, says da udder way.

We run real fast. We pass a tunnel.
Wolf say tunnel filled with slime, not go there. Okies.
We stop by a lil tent with a gnomie.
Wolf say not eat gnomie. Bummer.
More shiny lights and wolf say dis our new home.
Me not ask why, me's just a troll.

More talkies.